…or How I Learned to Stop Hating and Love the Mango

The first time I bit into a mango, I hated it. If you’re a mango lover, I know what you might be thinking, and yes, I did peel it first. That wasn’t the problem. Immediately after biting into it I was overwhelmed with this mushy taste of sweetened hairspray. Having on at least one occasion in memory sprayed my mother’s hairspray in my mouth, I took mangoes to be a bad thing filled with a vile substance akin to eating grooming products. I then shelved the idea of eating mangoes entirely as my palette became more refined and I established (and verified with a Wikipedia search on “mango”) that they actually taste of varying degrees of turpentine. Dr. Strangelove…

2-1/2 teaspoons yeast
1 teaspoon sugar
1 cup warm water
4 cups flour
2 teaspoons salt
1 tablespoon shortening
1 tablespoon butter, melted

1. Dissolve yeast and sugar in warm water and let stand until foamy.
2. Sift together flour and salt. Stir the shortening into the wet ingredients and slowly incorporate the flour and salt until you have a soft, elastic dough.
3. Knead the dough on a lightly floured surface for several minutes, then transfer to a lightly oiled bowl. Cover with a clean tea towel and put in a warm place to double in bulk, about an hour.
4. Pound down dough and return to the bowl. Cover and return to a warm place until doubled in bulk again.
5. To make buns, roll out dough to 1/2" thickness and cut out buns with the rim of a pint glass and place on a baking sheet. To make bread, cut dough in two and press into the bottom of greased loaf pans.
6. Return buns or bread to a warm place to rise.
7. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
8. Bake buns or bread until golden brown and sound hollow when you tap on the bottom, about 45 minutes.
9. Brush the top of the buns or bread with melted butter to prevent drying.

Makes 12 servings

1/4 cup cornmeal
1 tablespoon flour
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon dried oregano
4 six ounce trout fillets
1 egg, beaten
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 tablespoon butter
1 teaspoon lemon juice
salt and pepper

1. Combine cornmeal, flour, garlic powder, oregano, salt and pepper and lay out on a plate.
2. Press the flesh of the trout into the beaten egg and then into the cornmeal.
3. Heat a large skillet over medium-high heat and add the olive oil. Melt butter in the olive oil, then cook the trout, cornmeal side down, until crisp. Flip and cook on the skin side until the center of the fillet is opaque.
4. Drizzle with lemon juice to serve.

Makes 4 servings

1 tablespoon butter
3 cloves garlic, chopped
2 medium zucchini, seeded and sliced
1 teaspoon Worcestershire
1/2 teaspoon dried basil
1/4 teaspoon paprika
salt and pepper

1. Melt butter with garlic in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the zucchini and sauté until tender.
2. Toss zucchini with Worcestershire sauce, basil and paprika, then season with salt and pepper to taste.

Makes 4 servings

1 tablespoon active dry yeast
1/2 warm water
1/3 cup sugar
1/2 cup warm milk
1/3 cup butter
1 teaspoon salt
1 egg, beaten
3-1/2 cups flour
1/2 cup butter, melted
3/4 cup sugar
2 tablespoons ground cinnamon
3/4 cup raisins

1. Combine yeast, warm water and 1 teaspoon of the sugar in a bowl and set aside until foamy.
2. In a separate bowl, combine remaining sugar, milk, butter, salt and eggs, then add the yeast mixture.
3. Gradually incorporate all of the flour until you have a smooth, slightly sticky dough. Add more flour if necessary.
4. Knead dough on a floured surface for several minutes, then transfer to a greased bowl, cover and let rise in a warm place until doubled in bulk, about an hour.
5. Punch dough down and roll out into an even rectangle about 1/4" thick.
6. Brush the dough with half the melted butter. Combine cinnamon and sugar and sprinkle a generous layer over the buttered dough, then arrange raisins over top.
7. Carefully roll up the dough tightly like a jelly roll and slice into 12 equal portions.
8. Coat the bottom of 2 baking dishes with remaining butter and sprinkle with remaining cinnamon sugar.
9. Place cinnamon rolls closely together in the pans. Let rise again in a warm place for another hour.
10. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
11. Bake cinnamon buns until they are golden brown. Serve drizzled with icing, if desired.

Makes 12 servings

1/2 cup flour
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon paprika
1/4 teaspoon dried oregano
1 teaspoon sugar
1 egg, beaten
1/3 cup milk
1 cup corn kernels
4 scallions, chopped
1/4 teaspoon dried red pepper flakes
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
2 ounces mild cheese, grated
salt

1. Combine flour, baking powder, paprika, oregano, sugar and a pinch of salt in a bowl.
2. In a separate bowl, whisk together eggs and milk and gradually incorporate into the dry ingredients, making sure the batter is free of lumps.
3. Fold corn, scallions and red pepper flakes into the batter and refrigerate for a couple of minutes.
4. Heat a large skillet over medium heat. Add 1 tablespoon of the vegetable oil and drop about 2 tablespoons of the batter into the pan. Repeat 3 or 4 more times, leaving space between each fritter.
5. When the underside begins to brown and the top has set, flip the fritter and continue to fry the other side. Transfer to a warmed plate and top with cheese when finished cooking.
6. Repeat with additional batter and cheese, adding more oil as necessary.

Makes 4 servings

1 pound flank steak
1/2 cup soy sauce
1/4 cup red wine vinegar
2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
2 tablespoons oil
2 tablespoons lemon juice
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 teaspoon dry mustard
black pepper

1. Marinate flank steak in soy sauce, red wine vinegar, Worcestershire sauce, oil, lemon juice, garlic and mustard overnight.
2. Remove meat from the marinade. Heat a large skillet over medium-high heat and dry fry the flank steak. Allow to rest for a few minutes, then thinly slice to serve with freshly grated black pepper.

Makes 4 servings

1 clove garlic, crushed
1/2 teaspoon red curry paste
1/2 cup water
3 tablespoons
1/4 cup fish sauce
2 tablespoons lime juice
1/2 pound pork tenderloin, thinly sliced
2 teaspoons vegetable oil
8 rice paper wrappers
2 medium carrots, peeled and shredded
water

1. Combine garlic, curry paste, water, sugar, fish sauce and lime juice in a small saucepan over medium heat. Cook until
2. gar dissolves, then set aside to cool. Marinate pork overnight in the prepared sauce once cooled.
3. Heat vegetable oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Fry the pork until cooked through.
4. Soak rice paper wrappers until soft. Roll up with a portion of the pork and shredded carrots. Serve with your favorite
5. pping sauce.

Makes 4 servings

1/4 cup rice wine vinegar
3 tablespoons tahini
2 tablespoons soy sauce
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
1 tablespoon sesame oil
1 tablespoon ginger puree
3 cloves garlic, crushed
1 teaspoon cayenne
1 teaspoon sugar
1 scallion, chopped
1/4 teaspoon red chili flakes
8 ounces rice stick noodles
1 cup Napa cabbage or bok choy, shredded
2 medium carrots, peeled and shredded

1. Whisk together vinegar, tahini, soy sauce, oils, ginger, garlic, cayenne, sugar, scallion and red chili flakes and set
2. ide.
3. Bring a large pot of water to a boil and cook the noodles until just tender. Drain and rinse under cold water to prevent
4. rther cooking.
5. Combine noodles, cabbage and carrots and toss with prepared dressing. Refrigerate before serving.

Makes 6 servings

1/2 pound sirloin steak, thinly sliced
1 egg, beaten
1/2 teaspoon sesame oil
1/4 cup cornstarch

1/2 cup water
1 tablespoon orange zest
1 tablespoon red pepper flakes
1/4 cup brown sugar
2 teaspoons sesame oil
1/4 cup rice wine vinegar
2 tablespoons soy sauce
2 teaspoons cornstarch
1 tablespoon cold water
3 tablespoons sesame seeds, toasted
1 tablespoon chili oil or sweet chili sauce
salt and pepper

1. Season beef with salt and pepper. Combine egg and sesame oil, then dunk individual slices of beef into the egg mixture, then the cornstarch, shaking off excess. Set aside.
2. Bring water, orange zest and red pepper flakes to a boil in a small saucepan. Reduce by half, then strain and reserve water.
3. Return water to the saucepan, along with brown sugar, sesame oil, vinegar and soy sauce. Bring to a boil.
4. Combine cornstarch and cold water and gradually whisk into the sauce. Continue to cook, stirring constantly, until thickened. Stir in the sesame seeds and reduce heat to low.
5. Heat a large non-stick skillet over medium-high heat and dry fry the beef until cooked through.
6. Combine with prepared sauce and drizzle with hot chili oil. Serve over white rice.

Makes 4 servings