Tay Do

First my friends talked her up, extolling her virtues to pique my interest. Some time passes, my hunger increased, and we decided to meet. Her appearance was cute; petite with a little yellow dress. As I got to know her, I realized there was much more to her than her simple exterior would suggest. We sat down, began talking; the wine was pouring freely. She told tales of her experience, the people she’d met, the places she’d been. Then my date with Tay Do became a little awkward, and things turned a little sour.
Tay Do…